I found these funny lines about pizza online 😀
My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
As far as I’m concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I’m confused!
Save the planet, it’s the only planet with pizza.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces, because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police do.