Noah built an Ark: 5-star reviews of a 0-star movie

Find out what Hollywood’s “Noah” movie is really like. Read the story and spoilers here, and don’t waste money on seeing this film.

Review of story, with spoilers.

More detailed analysis of what’s wrong with the movie.

List of bad/weird stuff.

Detailed review, with warning and responses for Christians.

Instead, watch this short film by Living Waters and find out about the real Noah, and the end of the world.